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If your wheels suck, that's one thing, but if you're sucking a wheel, that's quite another, though these two scenarios are perhaps two sides of the same coin. I will address…

Why am I reviewing coffee on a cycling website? I don't know. In my mind, these things are inextricably linked, like cults and Kool-Aid or above ground pools and basement…

Hey everybody, look out. I'm a real cyclist. I know about bikes. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be real good at this, because as far as I know, they're the same thing. Did I…

Last week or the week before, on the Paceline, I said rear lights didn’t really matter, as long as you had one. That seemed a little flippant in retrospect, so I thought I’d…

Fresh out of the can, New Skin Liquid Bandage smells like rubber cement and low-key hallucinations. And I’ll be honest, the idea of a can of liquid skin gives me the absolute…

Let's talk about the Maxxis Minion mountain bike tires, specifically the DHF and DHR II. I should start by saying this is a lot of tire for me. I’ve preferred narrower,…

I thought you said...oh...no...I didn't read the rest of the text thread. I see. Well, sure, ok. We're all here now. The date I brung? That seems like a weird and mildly…

In French (LG is a French-Canadian outfit), these are called short intérieur, which translates directly to 'inner short,' for those of you not fluent in French like moi.…

You walk into the drugstore, because you need toilet paper and toothpaste, or maybe to refill your scrip for whatever antidepressant you take, and it's December, so Christmas…

Longtime readers will know the difficult relationship I have with gloves. Though I seem to run a solid 10 degrees (F) warmer than normal humans, the one body part I have…