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You know, out of the gate, I'm not going to be giving saddles sores a positive review, at least not for their primary function, which is to ruin your life. There are charming…

Why is this man holding a soccer ball, and what does this have to do with riding bikes? Well, in the summertime I’m always looking for ways to wear less, and to do that…

Once upon a time in my early teen years, I needed money. I forget what for, but it must have been critically important, because my father suggested I collect aluminum cans…

I've got a long history with mini-tools. I got caught with a mechanical on my very first ride on a good road bike and found myself walking home in the dark. Those early…

Let's cut to the chase. The burrito is probably one of nature's few perfect foods. Protein, grain, vegetable, dairy, all delicious, and all in its own edible wrapper. A tour…

The world is full of amazing tubes. When I was a kid people talked about test tube babies a lot. You would need great tubes for that. You'd also apparently want a better term…

Most readers will know how much energy I devote to thinking about gloves, but liners are a growing source of interest. I wear them on the gravel bike. I wear them on the…

Some objects in space are so gravitationally massive that light bends as it passes by them. The Tour de France is like that too, in that it has changed the trajectory of bike…

Netflix has pioneered a new category of entertainment, the sports docuseries. The first one I watched was Sunderland Til I Die. Football (as opposed to handegg) is my other…

I stepped off the paved part of the road onto the gravelly verge and pulled the dog next to me as a car came barreling past. The roadway was lined with young kids carrying…