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The Cafe du Cycliste Albertine Thermal Jacket is like a warm hug even in the most inclement weather. It also costs $318, so if that's just beyond the realm of the reasonable…

In ancient times, when humans still scurried about in the bushes arguing over whether disc brakes were really better than rim calipers, we didn't really yet know about the…

Well, last week, with the way we’ve been getting rain, I realized that I needed to either get comfortable riding in the rain or get fat. For a couple of days of rain, I don’t…

People get all hung up about nipples, because people get all hung up about things. We all have two nipples, unless they've been removed for medical reasons. My dog has ten of…

The Patagonia Houdini Jacket is a real basic windbreaker, but there are a few things I love about it. First, it’s not skintight like many cycling jackets. It’s just that…

If your wheels suck, that's one thing, but if you're sucking a wheel, that's quite another, though these two scenarios are perhaps two sides of the same coin. I will address…

Why am I reviewing coffee on a cycling website? I don't know. In my mind, these things are inextricably linked, like cults and Kool-Aid or above ground pools and basement…

Hey everybody, look out. I'm a real cyclist. I know about bikes. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be real good at this, because as far as I know, they're the same thing. Did I…

Last week or the week before, on the Paceline, I said rear lights didn’t really matter, as long as you had one. That seemed a little flippant in retrospect, so I thought I’d…

Fresh out of the can, New Skin Liquid Bandage smells like rubber cement and low-key hallucinations. And I’ll be honest, the idea of a can of liquid skin gives me the absolute…