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Well, last week, with the way we’ve been getting rain, I realized that I needed to either get comfortable riding in the rain or get fat. For a couple of days of rain, I don’t…

People get all hung up about nipples, because people get all hung up about things. We all have two nipples, unless they've been removed for medical reasons. My dog has ten of…

The Patagonia Houdini Jacket is a real basic windbreaker, but there are a few things I love about it. First, it’s not skintight like many cycling jackets. It’s just that…

If your wheels suck, that's one thing, but if you're sucking a wheel, that's quite another, though these two scenarios are perhaps two sides of the same coin. I will address…

Why am I reviewing coffee on a cycling website? I don't know. In my mind, these things are inextricably linked, like cults and Kool-Aid or above ground pools and basement…

Hey everybody, look out. I'm a real cyclist. I know about bikes. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be real good at this, because as far as I know, they're the same thing. Did I…

Last week or the week before, on the Paceline, I said rear lights didn’t really matter, as long as you had one. That seemed a little flippant in retrospect, so I thought I’d…

Fresh out of the can, New Skin Liquid Bandage smells like rubber cement and low-key hallucinations. And I’ll be honest, the idea of a can of liquid skin gives me the absolute…

Let's talk about the Maxxis Minion mountain bike tires, specifically the DHF and DHR II. I should start by saying this is a lot of tire for me. I’ve preferred narrower,…

I thought you said...oh...no...I didn't read the rest of the text thread. I see. Well, sure, ok. We're all here now. The date I brung? That seems like a weird and mildly…