Useless Review

OK. Straight out of the gate, I'm not sure why we call tires, 'tires.' Is it because they make you tired? If you think this is tiring, your tires might say,…

Look, it's not the fanny pack's fault that someone decided 'fanny pack' was a good and reasonable thing to call it. It's also not the fanny pack's fault that,…

First, let's acknowledge and even celebrate that ANY shoe you wear while pedaling a bicycle is a cycling shoe. Pair of Hush Puppies? Cycling shoes. Louis…

You should eat better. I should too. Kale. Acai bowls. Superfoods and antioxidants. Fish oil. High calcium micro greens. Take a supplement, but make sure it's…

Someone once told me that when you focus on one aspect of a design, to the exclusion of all others, you end up with the engineering equivalent of a flaming…

People get all hung up about nipples, because people get all hung up about things. We all have two nipples, unless they've been removed for medical reasons. My…

The first clue is in the name. Cant. Can't. Cannot. And levers are involved. The whole contraption is a lever that cannot do what it was designed to do. Brake,…

Have you been to the bike swap, a fluorescent, niche Burning Man for the hoarders and hopeful, a flea market where no one is selling tube socks, but water…

Bike parts seem to come at a real premium these days, because supply chain <word salad>, and global economic <word salad>, and pandemic-driven…

The thing about the show "Ted Lasso" that people seem to be gliding right past is that main character Lasso's relentless kindness, patience and compassion…