Reviews

I have a real problem with cycling shorts, which is not to say bibs or chamois-equipped shorts, but what some people might refer to as "baggies." They don’t…

I like the Grand Tours. But I love the Monuments. Tours are epic novels, the plot unfolding day after day. They’re a fireworks show, the individual bursts…

You don't need a pair of glasses with clear lenses, unless maybe you do. I bought these originally as riding glasses for darkness and low light. I prefer to…

There is an element of the product review which is a baseline question of epistemology, i.e. how can we know things? If I can't see, feel, and/or sniff a…

Robot's Useless Reviews aren't really reviews. They take their cue from the impossibly obscure '90s zine "Beer Frame—The Journal of Conspicuous Consumption,"…