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I don't really want to review chocolate milk, which is a fine thing to drink. I never bought it as a recovery beverage, no matter how many triathletes told me in all…

Writing reviews of things that don't need to be reviewed or are no longer available is useless, but what's even more useless is writing a review of a thing that doesn't exist…

Once upon a time, a human person said "Close, but no banana!" No banana? No banana? First of all, how is it that I'm being compensated in fruit? OK. OK. Fruit is delicious…

My favorite water bottle is a beguiling olive drab in color with a white graphic on it. It has an orange top. I received this water bottle for completing an arduous event. I…

Someone smart once told me that a good relationship wasn't 50/50; it was actually 60/60, requiring both sides to come past halfway to make it work. The Sharrow seems like…

For those of you out there who dig two-wheeled devices with motors (i.e. motorcycles, not ebikes), you've probably seen the emergence of air bag technology in jackets, suits…

I like to imagine that before handlebars, some bespectacled inventor tried to steer a wheeled machine by way of a rudder. Perhaps they would have named this mythical device…

In the past year or so, I’ve reviewed a number of Sportful products, in part because they are so good, and honestly, in part because they aren’t that well known here in the…

This stupid pump is not going to inflate this stupid tire. I'm not sure who designed the head on this thing, but it is not going to clamp the valve stem and even if it…

Dynaplug has added a fun update to its line through a collaboration with California cyclists and artists, NotChas and Squid Bikes. The new Meerkat Magic packaging and color…