Author
Emlyn Lewis
Robot fell in love with cycling watching the older neighborhood kids ride wheelies down the street. It was the early '70s, and Evel Knievel was jumping motorcycles over buses. Everything seemed possible. From that moment, the die was cast (iacta alia est).
He studied philosophy in college, of course he did. That's what idealists do, romantics, kids who think there must be a better way. At the same time, bikes were carrying him everywhere, delivering all of life's gifts and surprises. Occasionally he crashed and didn't mind.
What if the truth were right here in front of you the whole time? What if you discovered that this human person called "Robot" was actually a robot, or more accurately, a!-->…
TCI Friday
I am in favor of performance-enhancing drugs, as long as the performance is mine, and the drugs are coffee and another cup of coffee. Some of my friends don't understand why,!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – The Internet
Instagram desperately wants to sell me a pair of pants. In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd say Instagram is a pants store. Oh sure, they show me pictures of people riding!-->…
Meet the Independents – Robot (Emlyn Lewis)
Happy Monday! Some of you have been reading me for years. You know me better than I do. Some of you have not been reading me for years. Lucky you! Maybe you only think of me!-->…
TCI Friday
Any shoe is a bike shoe once you slap it on a pedal, so in effect, I have a closet full of cycling shoes. That said, I'm a devotee of the tippy-tappy variety that attaches to!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – Knee Warmers
Knee warmers are a stupid piece of clothing. There. The cat's out of the bag. We're still in the first paragraph. We only just got the cat into the bag, hissing and!-->…
TCI Friday
I made a critical mistake. In bailing on a planned ride, I said, "I forgot I made a plan with my mom." It was true. I'd committed to helping my mother with a project. She!-->…
Tech From The Jetsons: Ti-Tires That Never Go Flat
There is a news story making the rounds, except it's not really a news story. It's a well written press release by The SMART Tire Company dolled up in news-clothing, and it!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – The Duchy of Brabant
It goes without saying that there aren't enough Duchies anymore. Perhaps they all got passed on the left hand side. If you didn't get that joke, congratulations, you're a!-->…
TCI Friday
We are very near the beginning of meteorological spring now. Time to throw the windows open and let the fresh air in. In cycling terms, a spring tune up is in order, even!-->…