Useless Reviews

Some of you may be aware that I don't love to write reviews. It's because I'm just not that interested in the technical details of most products, but also…

GOJO is a pumice infused hand cleaner, basically soap on PEDs. It has a natural orange scent. If you would like to clean your hands, perhaps after doing some…

Once upon a time, human people stood as still as they possibly could while a thing called a "camera" exposed "photographic" film to light, so as to make an…

Roughly eighteen months ago I published my first Usless ReviewTM of How-To Videos. In re-reading I cringe a little, as I nearly always do when I revisit my…

At some point in the history of humanity, someone thought, "What we need to put on for maximum bike riding enjoyment is like a sausage casing, but with…

As you might know I put too much time into thinking about the names of things. The actual name of this product is a "front mount bike seat for children," but I…

Ah, the autumn leaves, a panoply of warm colors to soften the cooling breeze, collecting in piles of idyllic charm, crunching underfoot. People, known as "leaf…

Look, I don't have a bike that will take 20" magnesium alloy wheels anymore, but there is something deep inside me, perhaps a seed planted in 1978, that has…

I'm not sure when we started including the vertical gain in our description of rides. Certainly, it wasn't a readily accessible statistic in the before-times,…

RUI stands for repetitive use injury. It's the injury that happens while you're just doing what you always do. No need to go over the bars. No need to tag a…