Useless Review

This review is not a platform for toilet humor, so those of you who disdain that sub-genre need not click away. This review is about the intersection of a…

I learned cycling turn signals sitting cross-legged (what the kids these days call 'crisscross applesauce') on the floor of the school library at a bicycle…

Now that we've done this schtick a few times, maybe it's worth talking about why useless reviews need to be written. It's not because the products highlighted…

Before we talk about the flavor of this titular calorie bomb, I should warn you that there is a cult that, even today, remains devoted to the flavor and…