Author
Emlyn Lewis
Robot fell in love with cycling watching the older neighborhood kids ride wheelies down the street. It was the early '70s, and Evel Knievel was jumping motorcycles over buses. Everything seemed possible. From that moment, the die was cast (iacta alia est).
He studied philosophy in college, of course he did. That's what idealists do, romantics, kids who think there must be a better way. At the same time, bikes were carrying him everywhere, delivering all of life's gifts and surprises. Occasionally he crashed and didn't mind.
You think too goddamned much. Don't ask me how I know. Oh, it's because I also think too much. It's a failing of the human condition, to think more than to act, to spend!-->…
Revolting 5 Podcast
Robot and Stevil dig into their crashes, how they felt about them when they were younger, the psychological damage that needs to be overcome, and the worthwhileness of!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – The Cone Wrench
I hope you don't own a cone wrench, or god-forbid, a whole set of cone wrenches. That's the cyclist equivalent of having a VCR or a landline, almost charmingly anachronistic!-->…
Evangelizing Wales
Let us dispense with pretense. I am Welsh. Though I grew up in the States most of my family live in the green, hilly central part of Wales that the English sometimes refer to!-->…
TCI Friday
As I have gotten older, I have learned two really critical things about myself (and probably should have learned more). The first is that getting older is a waste of time. I!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – This Starbucks Bathroom
This review is not a platform for toilet humor, so those of you who disdain that sub-genre need not click away. This review is about the intersection of a failing body and!-->…
TCI Friday
Some days I just can't even, especially towards the end of any season (see last week's TCIF for an elaboration). I sit at the bottom of the basement stairs, the bike rack off!-->…
But Still
It doesn't take much. Really. Two mostly round, mostly true wheels. A hop is ok. Oscillations can work, the brakes all the way out, whatever screws they have unscrewed to!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – Reviews
There is an element of the product review which is a baseline question of epistemology, i.e. how can we know things? If I can't see, feel, and/or sniff a thing, can I know it!-->…
Winter DIY Project
I know it's the end of summer, but there's not much I like more than a bad idea taken to its furthest logical extreme.
Say you live in a cold weather clime, but you're!-->!-->!-->…