Author
Emlyn Lewis
Robot fell in love with cycling watching the older neighborhood kids ride wheelies down the street. It was the early '70s, and Evel Knievel was jumping motorcycles over buses. Everything seemed possible. From that moment, the die was cast (iacta alia est).
He studied philosophy in college, of course he did. That's what idealists do, romantics, kids who think there must be a better way. At the same time, bikes were carrying him everywhere, delivering all of life's gifts and surprises. Occasionally he crashed and didn't mind.
The first and best use for the "milk crate" is actually to hold records, so I don't know why it's still called a milk crate. It might also be called "your college book case"!-->…
TCI Friday
This is Django. He might be 6-years-old. He has an underbite, that makes it look like he's possibly angry with you. He isn't. He's just sorta ugly, which turns out to be one!-->…
New Bike Day
New Bike Day is like a birthday that falls on Christmas, but in a leap year during a full moon when your tax refund arrives in the mail and your grandmother drops off a fresh!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – That Angry Dog
Something prehistoric is happening in that angry dog's brain, some chemical echo of protecting the pack from real danger. As a result, something prehistoric is happening in!-->…
TCI Friday
I got hit by a car once (actually a few times), but this particular time it took an odd psycho-emotional toll on me that affected my riding for nearly a year. The wrist I!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – Your Power Meter
What I'm about to tell you is based on a careful examination of statistics pertaining to the full range of human power output per kilogram. The news is both good and not as!-->…
TCI Friday
Have you ever met a person who, if everybody likes a particular thing, dislikes it on principle? Sort of a mix of curmudgeon and contrarian. Like a contramudgeon. There. I!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – The Banana Seat
You're not likely to find a banana seat on a high-end road or mountain bike these days, so this review is poignantly useless, although I'd like to think there's an attentive…
TCI Friday
It was the '70s, and I was in awe. Evel Knievel was jumping a Harley over buses, and Scott Wesson was riding wheelies all the way down our suburban street. These were feats!-->…
The Bikes of the 2020 Chris King Open House
The Chris King Open House is an annual event that showcases King's new products and colors for the season via a factory event with handmade bikes from some of the leading!-->…