Author
Emlyn Lewis
Robot fell in love with cycling watching the older neighborhood kids ride wheelies down the street. It was the early '70s, and Evel Knievel was jumping motorcycles over buses. Everything seemed possible. From that moment, the die was cast (iacta alia est).
He studied philosophy in college, of course he did. That's what idealists do, romantics, kids who think there must be a better way. At the same time, bikes were carrying him everywhere, delivering all of life's gifts and surprises. Occasionally he crashed and didn't mind.
Have you ever met a person who, if everybody likes a particular thing, dislikes it on principle? Sort of a mix of curmudgeon and contrarian. Like a contramudgeon. There. I!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – The Banana Seat
You're not likely to find a banana seat on a high-end road or mountain bike these days, so this review is poignantly useless, although I'd like to think there's an attentive…
TCI Friday
It was the '70s, and I was in awe. Evel Knievel was jumping a Harley over buses, and Scott Wesson was riding wheelies all the way down our suburban street. These were feats!-->…
The Bikes of the 2020 Chris King Open House
The Chris King Open House is an annual event that showcases King's new products and colors for the season via a factory event with handmade bikes from some of the leading!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – The Tube You Didn’t Bring
We should acknowledge first that the tube you did bring was useful. In fact, it fulfilled the exact purpose it was made for. It replaced the snake bitten tube you were riding…
TCI Friday
It's a thinky time of life, isn't it? Everyone stuck at home. Trying to work. Trying not kill their family. I don't know about you, but I'm erring on the side of too damn!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – Campy Delta Brakes
Now that we've done this schtick a few times, maybe it's worth talking about why useless reviews need to be written. It's not because the products highlighted need to be!-->…
Back to the Dirt
It's all going that way. The animating idea in cycling, after the mountain bike boom of the '90s, was a swing back to road riding, road racing, everything on pavement. A!-->…
TCI Friday
I have good news everybody. The presidential election is coming up, and whoever wins is probably gonna cure Covid-19, because that's what presidents do. Am I right?!?!
No.!-->!-->!-->…
The Villager
My brother was the sort of character you could never quite figure out. He could say and do horrible things. He could be malicious and dumb. He was chaotic and unpredictable.!-->…