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I won't even start with the knees. The knees are terrible, but that's too easy. The back is also awful. The ankles? Sketchy at best. Eight billion primates…

What's wrong with you? I usually leave the question until the end, you know, to build some suspense, to be a little coy, maybe even flirty, but it's straight…

My wife speaks in acronyms. She works in software, and the people there, they are syllable avoidant. Very seldom is she explaining something to me about her…