Stevil Kinevil

Baby, It's Cold Outside. We’re deep in winter’s cold embrace, and since humans have broken the climate this winter has served up a heaping helping of Arctic…

I Got My Ascot in My Dickie. You would never know it from looking at either one of us, but we care what we wear, and since humans are supposed to wear clothes…

Better Luck Next Time, the Year in Review. Oh, 2023 you surprised us. Good one! Triumphs, tragedies. We laughed. We cried. We figured we’d better at all of…

Resolving Not to Resolve, But Secretly Resolving. Oh, we’re all too cool for New Years’ resolutions. They’re so stupid. But actually, we spend all of our time…

Sympathy for the Devil. Human people are terrible, and we’re no exception. It’s hard to understand how you’re supposed to love your fellow person when they are…

If It Wasn’t for Bad Habits, We Wouldn’t Have Any Habits at All. The defining characteristic of the human species is its imperfection. Plagued with…

The Universe is 68% Dark Energy. Once daylight has been saved and the sun sets half an hour before it rises, it can be really hard to stay motivated and moving…

Euphoric Recall. Many of us of a certain age cling to the idea that things used to be better than they were. For example, we wax nostalgic about seeing Repo…

Some Call Collect. What is it about the human psyche that compels it to collect objects and ephemera, to gather too much of a good thing? Toys, trading cards,…

Gatekeepers at the Gates of Hell. We have occasionally been accused of gatekeeping, which isn’t awesome. That’s not who we want to be. So today we’re going to…