Full Gas Coke

TCI Friday isn't an essay, a feature or a review. It's a long form question. We'd love your answer below. How old you are doesn't matter, or at least it…

What's funny is that I was thinking about this week's question even before Padraig brought it up on the Paceline the other day. OK, he didn't bring up this…

It is a paradox of being in the full embrace of an epic bonk that you are simultaneously out of gas and inexplicably gassy. They put concrete curb stops at…