This is cosplay for cyclists. It’s LARPing. And some part of me definitely wants to make a sarcastic joke, but actually, these people seem to be having a very fine time. I’ll just STFU and let them have their joy.
The white roads of Tuscany are famously ugly. You can see that. Most of us would gnaw off our left arm to ride there. As it turns out, you don’t have to though. You could just register for the next Eroica.