Author
Emlyn Lewis
Robot fell in love with cycling watching the older neighborhood kids ride wheelies down the street. It was the early '70s, and Evel Knievel was jumping motorcycles over buses. Everything seemed possible. From that moment, the die was cast (iacta alia est).
He studied philosophy in college, of course he did. That's what idealists do, romantics, kids who think there must be a better way. At the same time, bikes were carrying him everywhere, delivering all of life's gifts and surprises. Occasionally he crashed and didn't mind.
There was no announcement. We never agreed. At some point the pace just went up, and I found myself at the (off the) back. A long, straight stretch of dirt and someone got!-->…
A Useful Review – The Defeet Wooleator 5″ D-Logo
When I talk about the DeFeet Wooleator 5” D-Logo sock, I am talking specifically about the charcoal gray version, and here’s why: I prefer my cycling stuff to do double,!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – Panniers
A pannier is a hot Italian sandwich, filled with all sorts of impossible fresh ingredients, that's been pressed in a very special appliance made just for that purpose. A!-->…
Revolting 25
The Tour of France. This episode is about the Tour of France’s influence on cycling and us as cyclists. I know. I know. We broke down and talked about bikes for a change. As!-->…
TCI Friday
TCI Friday works best when you chime in, in the comments below.
I felt attacked, and I got defensive. My wife sat at the kitchen counter across from her mother. I had just!-->!-->!-->…
Video – North Shore Betty
This short film from Patagonia fills me with joy and admiration. It's the story of Betty Birrell, a pioneering mountain biker and all-around bad ass still getting after it at!-->…
Be F*#ing Cheerful
It’s a tall goddamned order, being cheerful, but what are you going to do? Sulk around all the time? Make everyone else miserable? Make yourself miserable? Left to my own!-->…
A Useful Review – The Spy Optic Bounty
You don't need a pair of glasses with clear lenses, unless maybe you do. I bought these originally as riding glasses for darkness and low light. I prefer to ride with glasses!-->…
Let the Record Show
This is a thing I wrote a couple years ago that never saw the light of day. I hope you enjoy it.
Let the record show that at precisely 12:07pm today, my oldest son said to!-->!-->!-->…
Robot’s Useless Reviews – Coffee
Listen, if you're not a coffee drinker, I understand fully that other people's preoccupation with this bitter, hot water gets pretty tiresome. You might even feel a little!-->…